Welcome New Kid: Your coming has been foretold by a Caldwell Banker...
One of the demos displayed at E3 this year was the upcoming game by the makers of South Park, South Park: The Stick of Truth.It is as you would probably expect a South Park game to be: Incredibly profane, disgustingly obscene, and utterly hilarious.
By now you should probably be aware enough to know whether you are the sort of person who would enjoy such a thing--if you are, it can be pre-ordered at http://www.southparkstudios.com/games/stick-of-truth If you're not, you should probably stay miles away from it, because anyone who plays it will undoubtedly go to Hell immediately, not passing Go and not collecting $200.
Think carefully...after all, What Would Brian Boitano Do?